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The Ultimate Husband (Darryl and Lily Lyndon) novel Chapter 248

Read The Ultimate Husband [by Skykissing wolf] Chapter 248 – The door was opened as they spoke and Darryl hastily rushed in toward his bed with a black pill in his hand. “Dax, hurry up. Eat this!”

Darryl seemed anxious.

Dax opened his mouth and swallowed the pill without hesitation.

As he swallowed, he frowned and said with a bitter face, “D**n it! Darryl, what did you put into my mouth? It tastes so weird and smelly!”

It tasted horrible, just like sh*t.

“Hehe, this pill is indeed ver   smelly. Though it has a very elegant name—the Five Beasts Reincarnation Pill,” replied Darryl with a mysterious smirk.

Huh?

Five Beasts Reincarnation Pill?

Dax stared at him dubiously with his eyes wide open.

Darryl wiped his hand with a wet tissue and explained with a smile, “Have you watched Journey to the West? In one of the scenes, the four of them went into the toilet in rotation and that toilet was called the ‘Place of Reincarnation’. This pill was made using five types of animal dung which included horse dung, sheep dung, c*w dung, and…”

The other night when Darryl read through the Infinite Elixir Manual, he accidentally came across a spiritual elixir known as the Five Beasts Reincarnation Pill. The manual recorded that this pill could rebuild broken bones and was effective at caring wounds. It was exactly what Dax needed.

Surprisingly, Darryl happened to have all the required spiritual herbs to refine this pill as he had collected quite a few of them from the island. Of course, other than those required rare herbs, the main ingredients were five types of dung. In order to get hold of these five dungs, Darryl had traveled across the city as these materials were usually found in rural areas instead of big cities like Donghai City.

Once he finished refining the pill, Darryl immediately rushed to the hospital and got Dax to s*****w it.

After listening to Darryl, Dax’s face turned green, and tried to spit out the pill. “What!? Horse dung, sheep dung… Darryl! Why did you make me eat sh* t!? D**n you! Are you trying to k**l me when I’m already ill?”

D**n it! It was five kinds of dungs combined together…

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