Through the Screen novel Chapter 8

adrianrobster: dad not to be offensive or anything but

adrianrobster: i was just thinking about that mug you have bc i never gave u that????? do u have 12 other sons???

noahless: ADRIAN???

noahless: WHAT IS THAT USERNAME OH MY GOD

adrianrobster: roberts-lester seemed too long so i just merged them together

adrianrobster: looks quite cool doesn't it?

noahless: tbh not really

noahless: WAIT HOW DID U GET MY USERNAME

adrianrobster: papa gave me yours obviously

adrianrobster: but thanks for acting like a 10 year old child who was caught using facebook

noahless: excuse me that's not how u talk to your parents

noahless: v bad child

adrianrobster: soz dad

noahless: it's ok i forgiv

adrianrobster: ur a cool dad

adrianrobster: i like u

noahless: well ur a cool son

noahless: i like u too

adrianrobster: thank i appreciate v much

noahless: can u tell me why ur texting me here tho? like you always used imessage i suppose?

adrianrobster: papa told me to

adrianrobster: he told me it's a family tradition

noahless: well okay

adrianrobster: WAIT

adrianrobster: I KNOW UR STALLING, TELL ME WHO GAVE YOU THAT MUG

noahless: sorry can't hear you too much traffic

adrianrobster: WE'RE TEXTING THERE'S NO TRAFFIC

noahless: well um

noahless: new phone who dis?

adrianrobster: oh my god i physically cringed please stop

noahless:

adrianrobster: dad

adrianrobster: please this is so lame i will cry

noahless:

adrianrobster: no please don't use emojis

noahless: but why!!

noahless: i'm just trying to be a cool dad!!

adrianrobster: oh god

adrianrobster: sorry gotta blast